That’s what the progressive rat bastard commies scream every time there is a shooting in this country, even when it’s one of obama’s sons who does the shooting..
Maybe we should enforce the laws we have. Also, maybe we should get some of these wackos out of society and into mental institutions where they belong.
A group of truckers is reportedly planning to shut Washington, D.C. down for three days straight starting on Oct. 11 to protest the “corruption against the Constitution.”
The “Truckers To Shut Down America” Facebook page has more than 16,000 likes, though it is unclear how many truckers actually intend on taking part in the disruptive protest.
“The American people are sick and tired of the corruption that is destroying America! We therefore declare a GENERAL STRIKE on the weekend of October 11-13, 2013! Truck drivers will not haul freight! Americans can strike in solidarity with truck drivers!” the group’s description reads.
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a 1980’s white 4-door sedan that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, “You appear quite elderly to be driving.”
“Well, yes, I am,” she replied proudly. “I’ll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don’t even need a driver’s license anymore.”
“You don’t need a driver’s license anymore?!?”
“That’s right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver’s license. I told him ‘yes’ and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut it into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, ‘You won’t need this anymore’. So I thanked him and left!”
Last week, Michelle Obama went to some boring town in Wisconsin to campaign for something that is “the single best thing Americans can do to improve their health.”
What is it, you may ask? Eat M&Ms while laying on the couch in your sweatpants and watching every season of Parks and Rec on Netflix? Vote Republican?
No. She says Americans should drink water.
Is this real life? Our First Lady travels around the United States on the taxpayers’ dime prattling on with advice that a toddler could give, and we’re supposed to applaud her health insights and then rave about her arms?
Can we please get realz? It’s WATER. We know, we know. Eighty percent of our bodies are made of it, drink eight glasses a day, blah blah blah.
No wonder she doesn’t have anything better than WATER to talk about, if that’s all she’s drinking with her afternoon snack of kale chips and cruelty-free hummus. I bet she WISHES she could pound Cool Ranch Doritos and Diet Coke all day so that she had a little more vitality to talk about more important things, like oh my gosh working out!
Make sure you go to the store tomorrow and buy the biggest pack of bottled water you can find, because gosh darn it, Michelle Obama told you to! I guess the water from the faucet works too, but remember, the plastic-ier, the better!